Andrew: I love art. I would do anything for art. Even give up my exercise.
Andrew: You know what the scariest kind of plant is?
Me: No. What?
Andrew: The Venus fly trap.
Antonio: I have a Venus fly trap. They eat bugs.
Me: Plants shouldn't be able to do that, should they?
Antonio: Well, Venus fly traps are, like, ten percent animal. Yeah, probably five or ten percent.
Lola: Wow. Good job tracing those leaves, Miss Anderson!
During a reader's theater:
Teacher: And then Noah, I brought you some butterfly wings to put on for this part.
Mike: And then make him wear a dress!
Teacher: So at that part, Noah, go ahead and shake your wings.
Class: SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT!
"If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college." --Tracy