Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Third graders are hilarious, part 3

Reading from a book of Halloween jokes...

Andrew: What kind of animal do ghosts ride? I'll give you a hint. It's in your dreams.
Me: Um... a boogie man?
Andrew: No, a nightmare. Get it? 
Me: Oh, yeah. I get it.
Andrew: But the boogie man is the king of your nightmares.

"How do I know this isn't another dream? Wait a minute. All my teeth are loose. This is real." --Tracy

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